The Saga Continues...
After I hung up on my mom, she sent me an instant message.......this is the WHOLE conversation:

Mom: are you tere/
Mom: i need you to pay for te bear in te bi blue ouse and set of 4 ideos
Me: make Lana do it, this heartless bitch is busy
Me: that was an extremely unfair comment you made
Mom signed off at 8:33:34 PM

Her keyboard is messed up with cat puke, thats why she can't type. Didn't even bother to apologize or anything. Loving, isn't she?