Mating Calls
This is what my husband and I talk about over the internet while he's at work. Very intelligent conversation:

Lindsey: daddy, miki is throwing another fit again
CivGod: why?
Lindsey: I don't think I can handle her, your gonna have to come home and spank mommy
CivGod: LOL
CivGod: *grin*
Lindsey: *chuckle*
CivGod: *oogling*
Lindsey: *snorking*
CivGod: *farking*
Lindsey: *piggling*
CivGod: *wip-dip-doubling*
Lindsey: *scrappy-smarphicing*
CivGod: *mcbarflypuking*
Lindsey: ZLOL
CivGod: hehe
Lindsey: *crappidoddling*
CivGod: *dadlysmoggling*
Lindsey: *iggloogleshna*
CivGod: *pathootinggobble*
Lindsey: *tazmokingdope*
Lindsey: *stripplehappy*
CivGod: *yakizsmoochie*
Lindsey: *smoocheyakfoo*
CivGod: *bangoweevle*
Lindsey: *weevweevbangya*
CivGod: *nukhavenwoogle*
CivGod: LOL
Lindsey: ;P

Intelligence at it's best.